February 2012
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this girl always posts photos of herself with lyrics to ed sheeran’s the a team i wonder if she realises the song’s about a drug addicted prostitute and not some tragic love song about a ~~~~beautifully broken~~~~~ girl
wearentinthecrowd:
imagine if there’s that one koala that gets picked on by the other koalas because he’s never had a photo with a band
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A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years...
ok so one direction are coming to my city in april and tickets go on sale on friday and i’m allowed to go and if i don’t get tickets i’ll cry i will literally just sit down and cry
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my life is like an episode of Glee
its really gay and everyone wants it to end
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ew i have netball training in like an hour for an unknown amount of time
ew
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isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
!@#$%^&* you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
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my favourite outdoor activity is going back inside.
so like girls who throw their bras on stage
do they like bring an extra bra because i imagine that would be inconvenient or do they go commando for the rest of the evening after throwing it because i imagine that would be uncomfortable
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tonightletsfadeaway:
looking for misery but she found me
fully clothed and tied to a chair
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it’s funny.
in america, there are these ads (peta) that are like “omg be a vegan it’s so much better rarara vegan vegan vegan misogynistic bullshit vegan”
but in australia, we don’t have any ads like that. we’ve got ads that are like “FUCK YEAH RED MEAT STEAK LAMB CHOPS STEAK STEAK STEAK MOTHER FUCKING LAAAAAMMMMB EAT IT CUNT”
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captain-fucktard:
You’ve got a lot to say for the one who only knows one you me at six song
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there’s this girl i know right and she annoys me to NO end right her name is jessica right and she had he name as jesso on facebook even though everyone called her jess and then one day she just goes “i don’t want people to call me jesso anymore i want people to call me jessie” and then changed her name to jessie and suddenly it was okay for someone to make up their own...
also i owe the whole world a billion dollars because my friend when he called my last night was SOBER that was a first
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ew
FEELINGS
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Harry: “Louis can I give you a blowjob?”
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pearl buttons are so pretty i want my wedding dress to have pearl buttons up the back yep organise that for me someone please
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